Maaaaybe I shouldn't post this, but WOW! it's too amazing to keep to myself, lol!
I'm not sure how to respond to this.
If someone tells you they're not a stalker are they a stalker? lol


February 13XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX
whats up gurl
ill be in town this weekend checkin out unca and goin to basscenter, ide love to hang out and mess around on ableton or something. do you gotta number i can reach you? or mine is 704 xxx xxxx
-hope to get to chill w/ ya

June 19XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX
oh you got my numba 704xxxxxxx

June 20Celeste Izza Bassaholic
was outta town this weekend....how long are you here for?

June 21XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX
ill be here all week guural. if you got some free time ide like to party/talk shit ill boost your ego if you like, if your slaying and servin those plangent beats up. Ill booty dance or something, but let me know sooner rather than later if your even responding well to this non-worship talk. I listened to you online but i havent seen you play. In boone i know all the dj boi's we should get along.

June 21Celeste Izza Bassaholic
Whaaaaaaaaaaat! you haven't seen me plaaaay? fuuuuck, lol! I do audio/visual so seeing is half of it!
Some Boonie ppl just hit me up about playing a festy in Aug. they are putting together up there - Homespun Hills Festival? Know anything about that?

June 21XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX
yeah i think don and his wife brandy were involved in that somehow. he told me about something at a campground tonight ill be going to prolly but wont get there till late cuz i gotta go get a friend from out of town. no i havent seen ur show because i dont make it here often, and ide be vip at ever show cuz i am a people person and usually get rewarded for introducing people w/o looking for reward tho. Idk why i picked you to go after instead of those cute ass boys you were with but they worshiped you lol and people do the same to me in alot of ways but they know not to boost my ego too much cuz when i know im the shit i usually gotta be loud about it (charlotte) yeah we all have our home towns. I got the dark side of the gays on lock already, the others im confident i can get to know if i choose as well. You are the dj side. Oh btw, i head your shit was sorta raunchy, ide be a gogo dancer and dress wear a bondage gear leather harness. Im gotta bf not but i have my reputations for manyyy reasons. but i can "dance" like a slut and im a decent at it. My dj friends in boone i know are some of my closest and most unlikely friends just cuz of common interest. And were pretty good at partying too and usually got the places to be and people to know on lock. You could be my ashville hippy dj fruit fly cuz i need a cool bitch to go do stuff w/ and show me wassup. Ill see you around eventually im sure. Get to know me now though so if your famous i can say oh shit thats my home gurl yall and you can hit me up when ur in town. Im not looking for money or fame or your frineds or connections. I WANT YOU but please dont beg for my sexxy ass body cuz im a bottom. Yeah yeah yeah crazy im talking to you like this right? Your hand selected to be someone i want to get to know a little. ill be moving here in a shot undetermined amount of time. Im not a blow your phone up person and i have wanted to see your shows, but i was like fuck that cuz then that bitch thinks im an ingorant cool seeking bitch thats the kind to go up to you and ask you to play shots by little john cuz her self centered ass doesnt know anything that isnt supossed to be loved by her because of the radio. You look like one origional bitch. (bitch is like "and gurl") except urban gay scene vernacular. We will be fine without each other, and do you realize how humble I am for commin at you like this? Im good at reading people and telling them everything about their lives. Wow another cookie cutter self ritchous and entitled person who doenst know who they are so they do what they told. I dont want attention i want girl talk and i want some real people to get to know. yea im a bottom and the best dancer in boone, these bitches cant move or dress. Your someone i would assume isnt the one doing the acutal fucking of the opposite partner so you in my place would be a bottom. Idk what im really trying to do w/ my life, but i feel like you arnt the person to give me the oppotunity or the connections for doing that for me. Just like don. But you know dons hippy ass and i met cuz i was tryin to dj and stuff, yeah i want to but i need alot of work. I can play in boone at anything i think cuz don can hook it up and he offers sometimes cuz we met on the whole dj bullshit mumbo jumbo talk. Im not good. Gays have horible djs and music cookie cutter. I like lots of kinds and im quite knolegeable about alot but don is one of a few poeple i acutally hit up and chill w/ and we do cool shit that only makes me realize all of the things i like to do and i dont go to the dj shit or play in it in boone at all anymore. Music is the shit, im thinkin about school tho for chimical engineering. I need health insurance one day for sure but i think a new era or labeled peoples might be here and i dont know about it or we need to have a revoulution and create our own not like party monster michal alich drugs style. i mean like business that i enjoy and own after creating the next fad to be copyed and resold 10 years later dumbed down brainwashing mo town radio bull shit. People notice and remeber me, your in my mind you might be someone i would get along with, and you can judge me and and 86 me out the club if im some douche. I dont boost egos. Im not giving you my number again but phones the best way to meet me. Ill be back in town in a few weeks maybe and sounds like your commin to boone. anyway... be here till sunday at the latest... but im just bsing with some friends for now. But if if your trying to let me in the moutain city cool kid circut or figure it out, ide make sure to stay that long. But.. im not overstaying desire. Imma hope to hear from ya. If not imma blame it on facebook cuz im not gonna dog someone who might acutally have something going. I got some friends in town that want to know when ur playing next. Im sure i could look it up but... Im not a stalker so seeing that your responding means that i'm not interested in being cool and listening to you to be cool. I'm rambling like a mother fucker.... asheville gay side is awesome to party and dance but your music is whats up. i gotta go peace

hahaha

your fan is almost scary!!! but very awesome!

Holy. Fuckin. Shit. This must be one of the people that becomes one of the OG Skwuncers. Seems to have the PCP habit already, lol.

Now I know that those people really exist.

I can't decide which sentence is the best. LOOOOOL

it's all so incredibley golden I wish it were a movie or voice message or something so I could sample it

Maybe I'll start saving all the super awesome messages like this and make a little coffee table book someday.

"I need health insurance one day for sure but i think a new era or labeled peoples might be here and i dont know about it or we need to have a revoulution and create our own not like party monster michal alich drugs style."

WTF?

ha.

yea, i think this dude just invented a new form of literature with this incredible rant.

Im not a blow your phone up person and i have wanted to see your shows, but i was like fuck that cuz then that bitch thinks im an ingorant cool seeking bitch thats the kind to go up to you and ask you to play shots by little john cuz her self centered ass doesnt know anything that isnt supossed to be loved by her because of the radio.

What in the world?
Pretty sure I'm supposed to be impressed that he's actually refrained from coming to my shows, LOL
"igorant" yesssss, loooove it!

I WANT YOU but please dont beg for my sexxy ass body cuz im a bottom.

LMAO

They make hardware to correct your fans issue with the dynamics of sleeping with you, lol....

hahah def. smokin the dust blunts

Well geeze, if he actually came to my shows he coulda seen me whip one out and spin it and flop it all around on April Fools Day to that "my dick" song! (But it's for girls only, sorry gay fan boys) (the girls went fuckin NUUUUUUUTS) LOL

must be an adam corrola fan
fruit fly lol

I just got this message on this board!



HELLO MY DEAR.NICE MEETING YOU.
HOW ARE YOU OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY HOPE FINE.GLORY BE TO GOD.
MY NAME IS MISS JEANNIFER.
I SAW YOUR POST WHEN I WAS BROWSING AT (glitchhopforum.com) AND I AM INTERESTED IN MAKING FRIEND WITH YOU.FOR MORE INTRODUCTION PLEASE REPLY ME THROUGH MY EMAIL ADDRESS (JEANNIFERTANBA@YAHOO.COM) AND I WILL SEND YOU MY PICTURE FOR YOU TO KNOW
HOW I LOOK LIKE. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH LOTS OF LOVE.


I earned this one!!!

Sexbot City, here I come!!!!

hey man, i got the same email.. she sent it twice!

i guess she likes both of us... we could share her, or i could kill you and take her for myself... its a real coin-flipper...

Psssh, she sent me that message FOUR times. Glory be to god, she wants to be my fetish slut dancer and is sending dude a message to get up about some choreography and matching bondage outfits.

They totally need this girl to help them decorate their bondage harnesses!

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Soooo I never answered the crazy long message...but just heard from him again LOL
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about 2 hours ago
Im trying to get you jobs in CLT

about an hour ago
...nvm

about an hour agoCeleste Izza Bassaholic
coolio..someone in charlotte is trying to get me for 420

43 minutes ago
awesome u rock

41 minutes agoCeleste Izza Bassaholic

have you come to one of my shows yet?

39 minutes ago
have you been a friend yet?
exactly.
im not starstruck. I want to be though. Shine bright

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UM. what. woooeeeee LMAO

LMAO when the big one hit I was just fuckin cracking up at how long it was