Got a ridiculously hot tip on a new sound that's seriously about to blow the flying fuck up worldwide. Those of you who were present for the Hudson Mohawke set on Hepcat Radio last week might remember an enlightening conversation I had w/ Lorn, Om Unit, Illum Sphere, and Henri (92bpm) about these cats. Apparently Lorn was so impressed he's working on a remix album. Ask him about it, fer serz...




















THE MOTHERFUCKING FUTURE OF MUSIC

































WATCH OUT GLITCH MOB, THERE'S A NEW BOY BAND GETTING CRUNK ON DA SCENE

BROKENCYDE

It would be crunk if that pig punched that bitch with the aqua net can, took it from him, and proceeded to light the rest of the band on fire with it.

lolz

lol ive heard their tracks before. They are fucking horrible!

Like Linkin Park, but even more gay.

I had to play some Propa to recover from this..

If thats the future of music i quit.

After 30 seconds I almost pulled a double Vincent van Gogh.

Shit to me Brokencyde makes Linkin Park sound like The Beatles

Yes. That equals 2. They are twice as gay as Linkin Park, who equals The Beatles if they were hundred percent gay. No, thats not possible, LP can't be at same level as Beatles in any case of gayness. Well, if you swap all Beatles members with random hardcore gays, you have Linkin Park. Than multiply this gay group 2 and you have that.. double.. gay swapped.. Beatles. Yes.

And yes. Math works that way too.

this is what makes the title of this thread frightening:

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+1

I can dig in some of the beats for sure the music sounds like you could be putting more effort in to it for sure, but yeah fuck them haters, do your thang, you cats aint half bad, I liked the shit for the most part.
, you refine that up a bit and you'll be skr8.

somebodies got a trust fund big enough to get them a few myspace bots, and the man power to run them.

when will they learn.....dadies money doesn't make you a musician.

I didn't know 12 year olds could legally get crunk... who knew?

Seems Crunkcore died before it even began.

Having never heard of them, and being at work and not able to check myspace, I went to their wiki page... this scares me way more than their page views, cause makes how they (and horrible bands like them) got popular...

aww crap, so the 19 million views could actually be genuine?



i'll be honest though and say that the swearing was one of the reasons i listened to NWA so much.

but if dre had a man in a pig suit he would have made so much more money.

A pig suit and peroxide hair..?

sounds like a 3oh3 knock off but just as bad. I fucking hate emo crunk hop, maybe the instrumental would be dope but cant really get into this , emos gettin hyphy no thanks.

So I didn't even notice the link before I made that comment about lighting the band of fire. I had to go back and listen. I must say that the beats are not half bad so I'll spare the producer. Seeing as that's probably the guy in the pig suit though I stand by my first statement

Id def be wearing a pig suit if I was producing for them... a pig suit made of shame.

WATCH OUT GLITCH MOB, THERE'S A NEW BOY BAND GETTING CRUNK ON DA SCENE

BROKENCYDE[/quote]


If I was gay I might think those boys are cool or hot or something gay like that. But I'm not.

They just look hella gay. Like... Liberache gay. or Michael Jackson Gay. Or the child Libarache and Michael Jackson adopted in an alternate universe from Antigua whose parents were killed in a civil war who they molested for years and years in their diamante encrusted fantasy land in the forrest who was eventually rescued but then started molesting other boys like a mad boy molesting moneky or something.

from an MF Doom interview:

"I aint hatin on em for being gay ya know...thats they thing...I'm just sayin...They gay."